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I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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