At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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