sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm just crazy horny about you
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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