Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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