So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Randomize
