My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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