I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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