is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I think I just sharted jello shots
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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