whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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