why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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