There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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