yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Randomize
