Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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