I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Everything about him screamed your future.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Randomize
