i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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