my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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