On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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