guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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