i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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