lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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