i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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