Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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