Rock
Scissors
Fuck
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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