How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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