: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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