you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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