Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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