Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
it glows. i had to have it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
The power of my boobs compel you
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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