I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
be right there i have to get my cape
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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