Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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