the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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