3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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