I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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