Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
