is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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