there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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