as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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