Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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