I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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