Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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