so explain again why im purple
no
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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