Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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