i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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