How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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