Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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