my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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