well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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