Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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