Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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