Pappa wants mamma naked
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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