I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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